10 ways to piss off a waitress


	10 Ways To Piss Off A Waitress (not that you should) In no particular order: 1) When asked if you would like a refill, slurp down the rest of your drink while nodding yes, then hand over your greasy glass. 2)Ignore her. 3)Noisily suck your fingers. 4)Catch her eye, hold up your glass and rattle the ice. 5)Ignore the "Please wait to be seated" sign. 6)Applaud obnoxiously if she drops or spills something. 7)Yell at her mercilessly if there is a problenm with your order. 8)Come in 23 minutes before close with 12 of your slobbering drunk friends. 9)Puke in the bathroom and miss the toilet. 10)Call your 23 year old waitress with a name tag ma'am. Thanks! Please remember your humor. Used "her" rather than "him/her" and "waitress" rather than "server". Uh! Boo Who! home * just ask * what i want * truth * contact